1. crystallized-teardrops:

    phases of a student

    • does homework as soon as you get it 
    • worried about being caught copying homework
    • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
    • too lazy to even copy from others

    (via thearcticangels)

     

  2. thesweeranlife:

    cocoalou:

    so what was your wedding like? “oh i got married by queen latifah on the grammys”

    and taylor swift was there

    (via tenerifeseas)

     

  3. tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    reasons to date me

    • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
    • or any clothes at all really
    • but it’s up to you
    • u can be big spoon or little spoon
    • totally your choice
    • i’m always ready to make out
    • aLwaYs
    • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
    • i’ll let you lick it though
    • i mean the ice cream cone
    • well not just the ice cream cone

    (via thearcticangels)

     
  4. lotrlockedwhovian:

    carprediem:

    allthefandomfeelings:

    image

    For those who don’t get the joke, that wizard in the bottom gif is played by Sylvester McCoy aka the Seventh Doctor.

    ….OH GOD HOBBITWHO. -screams-

    (Source: thefourteenthdoctor, via thearcticangels)

     

  5. oliveoilorangejuice:

    have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

    oh

    oh no

    (via practicallie)

     
  6. dreamingandwishingofdisney:

    mrchristopherrobin:

    Toy Story 2 Bloopers

    cause pixar animated bloopers

    animated bloopers

    this is why pixar is greater than everything else

    (Source: lethaleverdeen, via yippeekiyaymotherfuckerss)

     

  7. getsby:

    what u should be asking trans ppl: “how was ur day” “where did u buy that rly cute shirt” “damn how did you get ur hair to look that good” “why is no one acknowledging the whole dinosaurs having feathers thing” “whats ur opinion on pluto losing its planet status”

    what ur wasting ur time asking trans ppl: “whats ur real name" "have u had surgery… down there…" "r u rly a boy/girl" "what does cis mean" "why do you hate cis ppl"

    (via yippeekiyaymotherfuckerss)

     
  8. (Source: tswiftdaily)

     
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