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    1. me: no one ever texts me
    2. *gets a text*
    3. me: wtf do you want
     
  2. julyninths:

    drewtalkstome:

    "Moving swiftly toward stardom" - Reading Eagle

    Ten years ago, a paper in Reading, Pennsylvania published an article about a local girl who was trying to make it in the music business. You may recognize her :P

    I’m not crying, you’re crying.

    (via youkeepmyoldscarf)

     

  3. aryastakres:

    quixoticideals:

    I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
    AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
    AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
    I DAD JOKED MY DAD
    I AM THE REVOLUTION

    hello revolution im dad

    (via letsplaymormor)

     

  4. ravishingtheroyals:

    If you think a blog is “popular” and are afraid to message them because of that, just remember that most likely right that moment that blogger is in sweatpants, eating mac and cheese, and marathoning an entire season of a TV show on Netflix.

    Your message would probably be one of the highlights of their day.

    (via stuckyislove)

     
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  6. iswearimnotnaked:

    my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

    (via stuckyislove)

     
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  8. just keep dancing

    (Source: chasingfortunes, via lovetheriddlesthatyouspeak)

     
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